Buffy Stars in Awkward Poses #1: David Boreanaz

Oh David. We are well aware that you are extremely good looking. But even the finest looking person in the universe can look, shall we say, not so fine in the hands of a photographer with a vision. And by vision I mean a deep desire to put someone in a horribly weird or awkward pose. FYI: It’s not art. It’s just awkward. Let’s get started.


Hey girl. Let me reach out through the bars of these cage and TOUCH YOUR FACE.

WWTPT: (What was the photographer thinking?): “David. Reach through the bars with your right hand, slightly open, beckoning. Fix the camera with an intense stare, smirking slightly. Evil but needy. Good.”


Well hey! What can I say? As long as I’m getting paid.

WWTPT: (What was the photographer thinking?): “Stand on the sidewalk of this empty street and throw your hands up, as if to say, “What the hell am I doing here? I don’t know, man!”


Can we wrap this up my knees are shaking I can’t stay in this position much longer.

WWTPT: (What was the photographer thinking?): “Stand against the wall. Now take your shoes off. And your socks. Unbutton your shirt half-way down. Now keep sliding down the wall until I tell you to stop…keep going…keep going…STOP. Perfect. Don’t let your butt touch the ground. Great angle.”


Bet the Backstreet Boys wish they wouldn’t have turned me down now.


Damn. (AJ from the Backstreet Boys)

WWTPT: (What was the photographer thinking?): “Encompass the late 90’s/early 2000’s in one picture.”


We’re going for a “Clean” look here. I think it’s working qWHITE well.

WWTPT: (What was the photographer thinking?): “Dress in all white to match the white washing machine. White. Wash. Wonderful. Oh, and hold these shades in your hand. It’ll look cool.”

WWTWMT: (What was the washing machine thinking?):




BalancaBalanceBalance Don’t fallllllll


Don’t be this guy

WWTPT: (What was the photographer thinking?): “Oh you thought this was gonna be a regular photo shoot? Bitch defy gravity and put all your weight on top of this chair that is leaning at a sharp angle against this wall. Now hold the pose. Don’t fall 🙂 ”


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  2. Jada says:

    In all fairness, if David Boreanaz was posing for me I wouldn’t be thinking much either. Just saying. 🙂


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  4. cil_domney says:

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