Buffy Stars in Awkward Poses #4: Eliza Dushku

Oh Eliza. We are well aware that you are extremely good looking. But even the finest looking person in the universe can look, shall we say, not so fine in the hands of a photographer with a vision. And by vision I mean a deep desire to put someone in a horribly weird or awkward pose. FYI: It’s not art. It’s just awkward. Let’s get started.


 

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Ahh, the classic wall straddle pose. If there was a blooper reel, I think it’d probably go like this:

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ELIZA YOU MADE A DAMN MESS EVERYWHERE.

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I hope they weren’t shooting at Liam Neeson’s house.

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Hi-yah!

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I’m confused by this photo shoot, because she has the Faith tattoo on her arm. So you mean to tell me that Faith was being chipper, doing dumb poses in white pants for some photographer? No such animal, B.


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I showed my brother this picture and the first thing he said is, “Where’s her arm?” Good question. It’s bent at some impossibly weird angle as per usual. If you would ask me what the backdrop for this shoot is, I would probably guess this jacket:

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And that aluminum foil skirt is doing no favors for anyone, except for the Russet potato that Dushku baked in it after the shoot.


 

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I hope this was a promo shot for a movie. Because there is no other excuse for this horrible ensemble that manages to make Eliza more old man and less conservative chic. And I’m being generous.


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I can’t help thinking of that song “Groove is in the Heart” when I see this picture, even though that song is from the 90’s and this is totally 70’s.

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My brother was wondering why she’s trapped in a Japanese prison cell. I had no answer. We were also wondering where her hand was so I created Eliza Hookshu:

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There’s nothing else to say about this one besides this:

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Hello I’m Eliza Dushku and I’m popping out of a sweater ever so coyly.


 

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This looks like some kind of Advil ad to me.

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What’s the common thread between these two images? Eliza is pulling at the string on her skirt/pants. This isn’t sexy. That’s just going to ruin the clothes. If any of you have the same problem as Eliza, Advice Duck is here to help you:

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WHAT. THE. HELL.

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The crimped hair is killer. In a bad, bad way.

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How to make Eliza Dushku look weird: Cake on the red-violet eye shadow. WHY MAKEUP ARTIST, WHY?!?!


 

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Is this supposed to be edgy because one red glove is on and one if off? Whatever they were going for here, it didn’t work. It only paved the way for Demi Lovato to steal the red glove look.

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Keep it.

 

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