Christmas Countdown BTVS Style #1: Stocking Stuffers

Brightening your holiday season with a Buffy Christmas post every day ending on Christmas day.

Today’s first installment is:

JOYCE FILLING SEASON 3 SCOOBY GANG STOCKINGS!

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Willow

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Even though Willow celebrates Hanukkah with her family, she still gets in on the Christmas activities with her best pals. Joyce stuffs Willow’s stocking with a box of raisins (Willow’s apparent #1 choice of snack at The Bronze), highlighters so she can color code her notes, an Espresso Pump gift card (bring on the Mochas!), and strawberry candies.

Xander

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Xander gets a bag of Doritos, a Star Trek figure, cologne (with a few herbs mixed in to ward off evil spirits with Willow’s help), and fruit roll-ups. I also have a quick question for you guys – weren’t Xander and Anya eating Cajun Fiesta Doritos in an episode? I searched for Cajun Fiesta Doritos and I don’t even know if they ever existed. If you have any info on this please hit the comments, I lose sleep over it.

Buffy

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Buffy receives chocolate chip cookies, lip gloss, Bubble Yum bubble gum, and a nice cross necklace.

Giles

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Giles gets tea, glasses cleaner spray, cherry lollipops, and a bookmark. Joyce thought about giving him a record or something nicer but decided against it at the last minute, not wanting to make things awkward by calling to mind BAND CANDY MEMORIES.

Faith

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Faith gets Red Vine licorice (which she rations and saves until Graduation Day Pt. 1), a Doublemeat Palace gift card because Faith is always hungry, the Harlot lipstick that Joyce had seen her eyeing, and a cross ring.

Oz

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Oz gets a pack of guitar picks, animal crackers, hair gel, and a Pez re-fill pack.

Cordelia

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The girl on that 1999 edition of Cosmo looks really familiar…

Cordelia receives a copy of the latest Cosmopolitan magazine, eye shadow, perfume and Werther’s caramels.

Angel

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Joyce is completely at a loss of what to get Angel, so she gets him a nice watch, so that he never brings Buffy home too late, and a movie gift card, so he can do something fun with Buffy. She also figured that Angel gets bored in his mansion all day so she gets him a Gameboy, along with a Legend of Zelda game (at Oz’s suggestion) for him to ponder over.

Spike

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Last but not least, Joyce could never forget her favorite vampire. Spike gets hot chocolate and mini marshmallows, black nail polish, and a ton of coal on top to disguise the gifts from Buffy.

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