Popular New Year’s Resolutions As Told By Buffy the Vampire Slayer Characters

New Year’s Resolutions are pretty much a joke, but it’s the thought that counts. Regardless, the Buffy cast aims to inspire us:

#1

number oneEven if it’s in your dreams. 


#2

number twoSick of slinging burgers? Ready to beat the shit out of your co-workers? Take a chance and start looking for a new job. Don’t just flat out quit though, because then you will become jobless and even more depressed than you are at your current job. But it never hurts to start looking…because let’s be honest: at this point, anything is better than up-selling the latest Doublemeat Medley combo (or it’s equivalent).


#3number threeWorking out sucks, but just remember:

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Take it a step further and work out while you watch Buffy, or actually Train Like a Slayer.

Otherwise, you can always:

whatever


#4

number four

“Guess that means you have a job opening.”

Just as Faith graciously volunteers her services to the Mayor, you can also scope out local organizations to help out where you are needed.


#5

number fiveCome on guys, how many times does Buffy have to metaphorically tell you that BEER = BAD?!


#6

number sixBecause saving the world takes it out of you, as does life in general.


#7

number seven

Live totally large and 5 x 5 all the time. Just make sure to not accidentally kill a man, end up in a coma after a battle to the almost-death with your rival before resurfacing, switching bodies with said rival, getting an awesome arc on a spin-off show and then return to reconcile with your past misdeeds and volunteer your services to the good fight. Hey, there’s that other resolution again: volunteer!! Faith is such a good role model.


#8

number eight

Unless you are a vampire, because then you don’t have to worry about death or horrible cancers or bad lungs, since you’re already technically dead anyway. If you’re not a vamp, definitely consider cutting back.


#9

number nine

I apologize.


#10. GO GREEN

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Consider the environment this year, following Willow’s example:

TARA:
The grocery store’s still open. We
could have bought decorations.

WILLOW:
Why bother? These are perfect — and
extra biodegradeably. In a couple of
hours — poof!


#11. LEARN A NEW LANGUAGE

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If it just so happens to be Latin, don’t speak it in front of the books.


#12

learning

Like that you are actually in love with your supposed arch enemy.

#13: SAVE MONEY

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Or treat yourself.

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#14: ELIMINATE STRESS FROM YOUR LIFE

For example…

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#15 aka THE MOST IMPORTANT 

number 15


 Happy New Years Day everyone 🙂


 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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